He’s Like a Big Beautiful Zombie
Whatever you think of GOLTV’s geordie commentator Ray Hudson’s sometimes infuriating and always bombastic commentary, you couldn’t ask for any more than his description of Riquelme in a Copa America game this week (note: obviously not the final).
Matador – Look at him, so languid. Look at him walking. He’s like a big beautiful zombie. Like a big beautiful zombie. He just strolls around languid like smoke off a cigarette. And he’ll just jump out and draw your blood.
Classic. I feel like if more Americans heard Hudson regularly, some would surely despise soccer even more, but some might also come to appreciate just how it inspires the borderline-insane ramblings of Ray Hudson.