Posts Tagged ‘Steve McClaren’

Steve McClaren Coming to America, Plans to Introduce Binoculars Soccer

By Tom Dunmore • Nov 22nd, 2007 • Category: Video, World Football Culture

It’s been a tough 24 hours as an English football fan. And our American readers will be delighted to learn, via Steven Goff, that “Steve McClaren is scheduled to run a clinic during the National Soccer Coaches Association of America convention in Baltimore Jan. 16-20.” Good Lord.
So to cheer all of us up [...]



The Man With the Giant Umbrella - England’s Football Culture Stuck in the Mud

By Tom Dunmore • Nov 21st, 2007 • Category: Uncategorized

And so it ended, with Steve McClaren standing inane and inert underneath what Simon Barnes aptly called an “enormous and comic umbrella”. It will symbolise his failure, just as a turnip did for Graham Taylor.
As Dave Warner satirically put it, “The Croatian victory, which effectively eliminated England from qualifying for the EURO 2008 Championship, [...]



England to World: Can We Have Our Ball Back, Please?

By Tom Dunmore • Nov 17th, 2007 • Category: Uncategorized

Remarkably, Israel have just beaten Russia 2-1 in Tel Aviv. So it’s now quite possible England will sneak into next summer’s European Championships after all, and the last week of handwringing over the quality of England’s footballers will be forgotten and replaced by gibberish about the “golden generation”.
Then we’ll lose on penalty kicks in the [...]