He’s Like a Big Beautiful Zombie

Zombies
Whatever you think of GOLTV’s geordie commentator Ray Hudson’s sometimes infuriating and always bombastic commentary, you couldn’t ask for any more than his description of Riquelme in a Copa America game this week (note: obviously not the final).

Matador – Look at him, so languid. Look at him walking. He’s like a big beautiful zombie. Like a big beautiful zombie. He just strolls around languid like smoke off a cigarette. And he’ll just jump out and draw your blood.

Classic. I feel like if more Americans heard Hudson regularly, some would surely despise soccer even more, but some might also come to appreciate just how it inspires the borderline-insane ramblings of Ray Hudson.

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